![]() If you've been playing nothing but tablet games for months, you might not have the stamina for that though. If you want to get out of the browser or app, there is Father.io, which is real life laser tag. Supersnake.io, Vertix.io, Vanar.io, Cursors.io, Blong.io, Wings.io and WarBall.io to name a few. While Agar.io, Slither.io and now the tiny tank shooter Diep.io are currently the most popular of these PvP games, there are a ton more out there which indicates there are more to come even after these fade away. Slither.io is fun for the time being and might be the successor to Agar.io but still feels like a stepping stone to a much more popular. I imagine these apps will soon reside within the realm of virtual reality, our eyes guiding our VR snakes. Instead I play on the browser while waiting for time to pass, waiting for the Earth to rotate on its axis, spinning around the sun, getting closer to my eventual death. I can't see past my finger to properly navigate the arena. I'd call them bathroom time wasters, but I can't play them on mobile. ![]() I can only play these games for a few minutes at a time. Or because I'm eating lunch with one hand and there is nothing good to watch on YouTube. Some hope that one day my snake will be number one and all other snakes shall bow at my greatness. Why bother playing when I'm so terrible at the game in which I name my snakes things such as "will die next" and "your lagging soul"? Because for a few moments, as my snake grows from sucking down the colorful orbs I have some hope. ![]() Players around the country giggle at my tiny snake and point at their screen in abject disgust. My reaction time is about as fast as a dead pigeon escaping your tire tread on a dark road. I personally like to play the role of hyena and just hang around the center and wait for a big snake to destroy another big snake and grab the scraps before they can circle back around. Tiny snakes can get in front of a giant snake. Any size snake can take down any other size snake. The third reason is that it's an even playing field. There is a graphical lag, but that will eventually be sorted. The second reason is that it just looks better. The first is that I feel more accomplished as that tiny snake when I get someone to bump into me and they burst into a bunch of shiny glowing orbs. I have found Slither.io to be more entertaining than Agar.io for an indeterminate number of reasons.
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